Analía Ivars
Nude

You have to be a salacious actress to work with a salacious director like ultraviolent Jesús Franco–which helps to explain why Analía Ivars worked so often with the guy. This Eurobabe works with other directors, too, but Franco really got our franks going with Analía’s work in Tender Flesh (1997). That one’s a real bandwidth burner here at Mr. Skin, with an amazing amount of shots featuring Analía’s tender furburgerage. And you’ll wish you had eight limbs to work your trouser snake when you see Analía in Mari-Cookie and the Killer Tarantula (2001), also known as Eight Legs to Love You. Franco puts his camera way down to get some shots that go beyond sexploitation and straight into the gynecological. If you thought he’d stop at the gynecological, you thought wrong. He used the camera to give her a straight-up rectal exam in Lust for Frankenstein (1998). Never mind bolts in her neck, you can put a bolt in her butt! Analía was one of Jesús’s skinsciples since the mid-1980s, as she bared her beautiful Bs in Juego sucio en Casablanca (AKA Dirty Game in Casablanca) (1985) and Golden Temple Amazons (1986). The Messiah died in 2013 and Analía hasn’t done much since, save for presumably skinless turns in the feature Make Your Life a Masterpiece in Progress (2014) and the short films Cenizas bajo el mar (Ashes Under the Sea) (2014) and Cenizas bajo el mar 2 (Ashes Under the Sea 2) (2021). We want to be under her C too.